Games O'Hunger part 1

HUNGER GAMES (OUR WAY )
" Hey, Katnit." Gale says walking towards Katniss.
"Your line is Katnip, idiot." Katniss is angry.
"Whatever I get paid either way."
"Katniss, Katniss, I'm so scared for the Reaping." Prim comes up.
"Well shut up your name is only in there once, mine is in there, like a thousand times, so think how I feel. Stupid kid." Katniss exclaims.
"HA! If your name is in there a thousand times then mine is in there 2 million!"
*Reaping*
"The first name is......... PRIMROSE EVERDEEN." Effie Trinket says.
"HEY! HEY, KATPEE! HEY! YOUR SISTER WAS JUST PICKED! SUCKER!" Peeta Mellark and Gale Hawthorne both scream. Gale is in a tree outside the barrier.
"You're a ******* liar! You said that I wouldn't get picked!" Prim yelled at Katniss.
Guy in a hardhat comes over, " it's not nice when big sisters lie." Takes off his helmet and flips his hair dramatically. Grabs Prim and throws her over his shoulder, " Come on, Prim."
" PSST... I'll give you a goat if you put me down." Prim whispers in the man's ear.
"Umm... No"
"I'll give you a cat, too" The man stops to think. Gale comes up behind them, flips his hair arrogantly and says, " first of all, your hair flips are NOT as cool as mine."
Peeta comes by and agree's with Gale," Ya! Not as cool as his."
Gale gives him a strange look, and a wink, " anyways... Second of all, I killed that goat this morning because I was too lazy to go set traps for the deer. It was pretty easy to kill, too. Want to see the video?"
The man just keeps walking and Prim starts yelling at Katniss that she is a liar.
" Oh, fine. I volunteer to take her place." Katniss says like she is very frustrated.
"PFFT. Neither one of you will make it through the first five minutes anyway, so what's the big deal?"
Effie Trinket looks very confused and continues with her job. "And for the male recipient." She says like it's a prize. "Peeta Mellark!"
Peeta walks up. "HA! Take that Peeta! If you die Katpee is mine!" Gale yells.
Katniss looks very angry from the stage and yells at Gale, " GET YOUR LINE RIGHT!!!!!"
Peeta screams," YA GALE GET YOUR LINE RIGHT!!!"
" Oh ya this coming from the guy that called me Kale Hawk-Horns!"
"Shut up! It's a disorder!"
Effie Trinket decides to break up this random quarrel and say, " And may the odds be never in your favor!"
"WHY CAN'T ANYONE GET THEIR LINES RIGHT!!!!!" Katniss screams.
" No I meant it that way."
*End of Reaping*

Beach time

It was pretty fun at the beach. And since I control the wind and my colleague controls the water, we had a wonderful time. It was a lot more fun when they had a band here, listening to music and swimming at the same time. Now THAT is multitasking. Missed half of the good waves because of someone who shall not be named. *Evil death glare*. Jellyfish are for squares.
*RANDOM REMIX*
  X-MEN EDITION
Cyclops, aka Scott, "HEY, STOP RUNNING!!!" Takes glasses off, hits moose in the face with his lazer eyes. " AH, ****, I HIT A MOOSE!!!" Lazers forest. "***************************" Puts glasses back on. Wolverine, aka Logan, comes up behind him and punches him in the neck for no reason. Glasses fall off and Logan steps on them. " I knew you didn't like me but still, I am chasing someone right now, so where are my glasses?" His eyes are closed. Opens eyes to look for glasses and lazers them to melted liquid. Continues running in the forest screaming, "WHERE DID YOU GO???? YOU TOOK MY GLASSES, I KNOW YOU DID!!!!" Killing everything in sight. Wolverine walks away smiling.
                                                            The End.

Afternoon, fine sirs.

Hey, afternoon, GUESS WHAT!!?!?!?!?!? You guys are being lazy and won't go outside. Don't worry, we are too. Your parents will kick you out soon enough, and if you don't live with your parents, don't worry about that either, someone will kick you out eventually. But, if you want to follow in my trail and be the king of the pirates you better be outside soon and learn how to sail. Only ninnies can't sail.

One Piece of Pie

Started watching One Piece. Pretty awesome if I do say so myself. And I do. King of the pirates, awesome sword guys, pretty cool ;). I just wish there was more pie in it. One Piece of Pie. And if you don't think we are awesome yet, you better start thinking it or else we will steal your face for health purposes ;).

Pre-quel

Just thought we should tell you why we started this blog... TO MEET ELLEN DEGENERES!!! Anyway, the real reason is to prove that we are amazing and CAN meet Ellen Degeneres and Tom Cruise but not Justin Bieber 'cause we don't want to... So, proving that we are amazing is pretty important. Oh, and to you Ellen... WE LOVE YOU, DARLING!!!!

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Had an awesome idea for an Oliver Twist remix!!!!!! It goes like this, "Please, sir, may I have some more?" Little kid asks in a british accent.
" You dare ask for more, lemonade!" Old guy with a british accent yells.
" Ya, I said please, so give it to me!" British accent mysteriously gone, now there is a Jersey accent.
"What happened to your british accent, child?" Old guy asks.
" No one took me seriously with dat assent."
" Well then." walks away after giving him lemonade.
" Thank you for the lemonade, sir." British accent is back.