Afternoon, fine sirs.

Hey, afternoon, GUESS WHAT!!?!?!?!?!? You guys are being lazy and won't go outside. Don't worry, we are too. Your parents will kick you out soon enough, and if you don't live with your parents, don't worry about that either, someone will kick you out eventually. But, if you want to follow in my trail and be the king of the pirates you better be outside soon and learn how to sail. Only ninnies can't sail.